Mr. Pen Nish's Request????

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The Day the P.Nish asked for a Raise

I, the P.Niss, hereby request a raise in
salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor,
I work at great depths,
I plunge head-first into everything I do without hesitation .
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P.Nish


The Response

Dear Pen Nish:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you often need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety Regulations, such as wearing
Correct protective clothing.
You may retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying and swinging two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,